10 hilarious Father’s Day cards that explain why kids love their dads

Posted in Father's Day.

The relationship between a father and their children is unique, special and heart-warming. Dads give the warmest bear hugs, they offer the safest shoulders to cry on and they provide the best piggy back rides. But that’s not why these children love their dads.

Here are ten hilarious reasons why Dad rules (according to the kids).

Because he doesn’t mind being a slave

You work for me. Don’t you forget it.

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Because he’s perfectly okay with being second best

What a special way to wake up on Sunday morning. I love mum better than you, Dad.
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Because he tastes delicious

Nothing quite says, “I love you Dad,” like a desire to eat him. Note the drawing of the oversized child with the extra large teeth, especially designed for eating miniature daddies.

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Because of his tolerant nature

Sometimes you have to improvise when you don’t have any paper in the house.

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Because of his uncanny ability to wake up

This is such a great skill to have. Good on you, Dad.

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Because of his extra special culinary skills

Those pesky o’s are so hard to form at a young age. At least the hat clears things up …

fathersdaycrd cock

Because he is as sweet as dirt

Not sugar. Not honey. Not cinnamon. Dirt.

fathersdaycard dirt

Because he doesn’t mind being the butt of all jokes

Have a nice day to you too, son.

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Because he understands the difference between Father’s Day and Father Sleeps on His Bed All Day

The image is a delightful addition to this gem of a card.

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Because he accepts honesty … and laziness

I think we know who the golden child is … Ash needs to up his game next year.

fatherday card ash



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