10 Father’s Day cards that explain the hilarious reasons why kids love their dads

The relationship between a father and their children is unique, special and heart-warming. Dads give the warmest bear hugs, they offer the safest shoulders to cry on and they provide the best piggy back rides. But that’s not why these children love their dads.

Share a laugh at these hilariously honest cards to Dad.

Here are ten reasons why Dad rules (according to the kids).

Because he doesn’t mind being a slave.

You work for me. Don’t you forget it.

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Because he’s perfectly okay with being second best.

What a special way to wake up on Sunday morning. I love mum better than you, Dad.
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Because he tastes delicious.

Nothing quite says, “I love you Dad,” like a desire to eat him. Note the drawing of the oversized child with the extra large teeth, especially designed for eating miniature daddys.

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Because of his tolerant nature.

Sometimes you have to improvise when you don’t have any paper in the house.

fathersdaycard key

Because of his uncanny ability to wake up.

This is such a great skill to have. Good on you, Dad.

fathersdaycard jen

Because of his extra special culinary skills.

Those pesky o’s are so hard to form at a young age. At least the hat clears things up….

fathersdaycrd cock

Because he is as sweet as dirt.

Not sugar. Not honey. Not cinnamon. Dirt.

fathersdaycard dirt

Because he doesn’t mind being the butt of all jokes.

Have a nice day to you too, son.

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Because he understands the difference between Father’s Day and Father Sleeps on His Bed All Day.

The image is a delightful addition to this gem of a card.

fathersdaycard sleep

Because he accepts honesty… and laziness

I think we know who the golden child is…. Ash needs to up his game next year.

fatherday card ash

But wait, there’s more! Check out these classic Mother’s Day cards that are equally as entertaining. And have a read of our 25 things all mums think on Father’s Day for some more laughs this weekend.

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