11 things that become particularly hellish once you have kids
Once you become a parent, certain experiences become amplified, which is both good and bad. On the good side, simple things like a trip to the zoo or spotting a digger on the street become completely magical experiences.
On the bad side, things like waiting rooms, checkout queues and long car trips become a special kind of hell. Here are 11 things that are particularly hellish once you have kids.
5. Medicare
Medicare is a special kind of hell because everybody is all ‘sh-sh-sh’ like a library and they are so intolerant of bored toddlers. The number system is random, like why did B32 come before A15? And once you get to the front of the queue, oh suddenly it’s Jan’s tea break. Shutters down.
If you want my kid to be quiet and behave HAVE BETTER SERVICE!!!