Send help because we just found the most brilliantly scary doll on the planet

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We’ve somehow stumbled across this very scary doll and we don’t know how to feel.

Send. Help.

 On one hand, it’s very, very frightening. But it’s also incredibly beautiful and skilfully made.

We’re now trying to decide who we could gift something like this to, because it’s too amazing to not have in our life!

“Pennywise the dancing clown. 🤡🎈,” the Russian artist who makes this doll and others like it posted alongside a photo of their handiwork on Instagram.  

“The [size] of this doll about 30 cm, all drawings and hair fixed, you can touch it, no water only dry cleaning. Clothes and shoes aren’t removed. You can buy it in my Etsy.”  (Excuse the clunky translation!)

Okay, admittedly this isn’t really a TOY. But we couldn’t resist covering it here because we knew it’d strike a chord with readers.

Chances are Pennywise haunted your childhood nightmares. Perhaps even sparked a lifelong fear of clowns? Or balloons? #Shudder

We’re fairly sure you know someone you’d like this amazing doll delivered to. #SURPRISE!

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🔹Pennywise the dancing clown. 🤡🎈. The growth of this doll about 30 cm, all drawings and hair fixed, you can touch it, no water only dry cleaning. Clothes and shoes aren’t removed. You can buy it in my Etsy🎈// 🔹Пеннивайз танцующий клоун. 🤡🎈. Рост этой куклы около 30 см, рисунки и волосы закреплены, можно трогать, мочить нельзя -подходит только сухая частка. Для заказа пишите в директ или в комментариях, цена 5000₽, доставка по России включена🎈. #it #itmovie #itfilm #pennywise #clown #pennywisedoll #оно #пеннивайз #клоун #хендмейд #куклы #игрушки #текстильныекуклы #doll #dolls #artdoll #textiledoll #art #arttoys #toys #darkcitydoll #creepy #creepydoll #horrormovies #dollmovies #horrordoll #rockanddoll #🤡

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The pocket Pennywise

If you like your horror dolls in smaller doses, you might prefer the POCKET PENNYWISE? Yup. Presumably, you can tuck that one into your pants and whip it out when you encounter a situation that needs a dose of scary. Or something like that.

The larger Pennywise doll retails for $177 on Etsy, in case you’re tempted.  The smaller pocket-sized doll is $66. 

You have to admit, they’re brilliantly executed with absolutely fantastic attention to detail!

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🔹Pennywise the dancing clown from the movie «it» 1990. 🤡🎈. The growth of this doll about 30 cm, all drawings and hair fixed, you can touch it, no water only dry cleaning. Clothes and shoes aren’t removed. You can buy it in my Etsy🎈// 🔹Пеннивайз танцующий клоун из фильма «оно» 1990 года 🤡🎈. Рост этой куклы около 30 см, рисунки и волосы закреплены, можно трогать, мочить нельза -подходит только сухая частка. Для заказа пишите в директ или в комментариях, цена 5000₽, доставка по России включена🎈. #it #itmovie #itfilm #pennywise #clown #pennywisedoll #оно #пеннивайз #клоун #хендмейд #куклы #игрушки #текстильныекуклы #doll #dolls #artdoll #textiledoll #art #arttoys #toys #darkcitydoll #creepy #creepydoll #horrormovies #dollmovies #horrordoll #rockanddoll #оно1990 #it1990 #🤡

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What do buyers of these spooky dolls have to say about them?

“So precious,” one happy camper and reviewer wrote. “Wonderful craftsmanship and delicate details. I can’t wait to get another doll from this shop.”

Maker Tattoys Club has also made a Hannibal Lecter doll, in case that’s more your speed. Gulp.

Please don’t buy these for your small children. 

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🔹I have good news: now you may order your Little Pocket Pennywise (a big one isn’t available for order) – is 10 of horror 🤡 Perfect gift for scary movie fans. He is made out of natural cotton, fixed paintings. You can touch it, but can not wet it – only dry cleaning. It may be a cool present for yourself, your lover or coworker (not for kids). After order we start to make your own custom Trinket Pennywise as in photos here. I need to say that every doll is painted by hand and every one is unique. That’s why your little clown will be look like doll in photos but maybe a little bit different. Free delivery is included! Look for this offer in our ETSY (active link in BIO) //🔹 У меня есть отличные новости: с сегодняшнего дня вы можете заказать своего собственного карманного Пеннивайза (большой для заказа пока не доступен) – 10 см хоррор-брелок🤡 Отличный подарок для поклонников фильма «Оно». Сшит из хлопка, одежда не снимается, роспись лица закреплена – трогать смело можно, но мочить нельзя. Только сухая чистка. Для детей игрушка не подходит. После того, как вы сделаете заказ, мы начинаем работу. Нужно сказать, что все куклы расписываются вручную и каждая уникальна. Ваш Пеннивайз будет максимально похож на куклу на фото, но возможны небольшие отличия 🎈 для заказа пишите в директ, цена 2300₽ доставка по России включена.#pennywise #pennywise🎈 #itmovie #it2019 #stevenking #horrordoll #dancingclown #artdoll #clowndoll #textiledoll #textileart #etsygift #пеннивайз #оно #текстильнаякукла

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