‘The Rock’ is now called ‘Mr Brown Boobs’ – according to his toddler daughter
Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson has a pending new stage name, arrived at thanks to a little bit of preschooler real talk. And honestly? It’s not difficult to see where she’s coming from.
“I like your brown boobies”
The Rock took to Instagram in his quest to have us spitting our morning cup of coffee across our desks – and it’s fair to say he’s well and truly succeeded. The Rock shared a photo of himself and his two-year-old Jasmine undertaking the preschooler’s swimming lesson. He also revealed that his daughter had some canny observations to share about his physique.
It’s hard not to notice The Rock’s imposing physicality, to be clear, and Jasmine noted that there were a couple of things she liked the most.
“Great to recharge the batteries this weekend, back home with all my girls and teaching this lil’ tornado how to swim,” The Rock captioned his Instagram upload. “Took my shirt off and she said, ‘Daddy I like your brown boobies’. ‘Thank you baby, but daddy has pecs, not boobies’,” he elaborated, adding the potentially viral hashtag “#MrBrownBoobs.”
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“The Rock and his pebble”
Fans and followers were thrilled with this exchange, with many sharing stories of dads being complimented on their big tummies and quizzed about their missing breastmilk. Others dreamed of someday having their own man boobies celebrated. Others still simply loved the whole dad and kiddo bonding vibe.
“Aw, the Rock and his pebble,” one fan posted.
“This is beautiful … nothing more beautiful than seeing daddos with their kiddos!” another wept (possibly).
“The little ones call it as they see it don’t they?” someone else noted.
As well as having an appreciative attitude to chests, Jasmine was cheerily clutching an unconventional swimming aid in the pool.
“ALWAYS swim with a school bus in hand,” a sharp-eyed Instagram follower posted and we spotted the school bus too, y’all!
Dwayne and partner Lauren Hashian are parents to wee Jasmine, born in December 2015 and also to baby Tiana, born on April 17.
“Blessed and proud to bring another strong girl into this world,” The Rock wrote on Instagram back in April, announcing Tia’s birth. “Tiana Gia Johnson came into this world like a force of nature and Mama labored and delivered like a true rockstar … after participating in baby Tia’s delivery, it’s hard to express the new level of love, respect and admiration I have for @laurenhashianofficial – and all mamas and women out there.”
(Dwayne is also proud dad to 16-year-old Simone with first wife, Dany Garcia.)
