‘The Rock’ is now called ‘Mr Brown Boobs’ – according to his toddler daughter

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Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson has a pending new stage name, arrived at thanks to a little bit of preschooler real talk. And honestly? It’s not difficult to see where she’s coming from.

“I like your brown boobies”

The Rock took to Instagram in his quest to have us spitting our morning cup of coffee across our desks – and it’s fair to say he’s well and truly succeeded. The Rock shared a photo of himself and his two-year-old Jasmine undertaking the preschooler’s swimming lesson. He also revealed that his daughter had some canny observations to share about his physique.

It’s hard not to notice The Rock’s imposing physicality, to be clear, and Jasmine noted that there were a couple of things she liked the most.

“Great to recharge the batteries this weekend, back home with all my girls and teaching this lil’ tornado how to swim,” The Rock captioned his Instagram upload. “Took my shirt off and she said, ‘Daddy I like your brown boobies’. ‘Thank you baby, but daddy has pecs, not boobies’,” he elaborated, adding the potentially viral hashtag “#MrBrownBoobs.”

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“The Rock and his pebble”

Fans and followers were thrilled with this exchange, with many sharing stories of dads being complimented on their big tummies and quizzed about their missing breastmilk. Others dreamed of someday having their own man boobies celebrated. Others still simply loved the whole dad and kiddo bonding vibe.

“Aw, the Rock and his pebble,” one fan posted.

“This is beautiful … nothing more beautiful than seeing daddos with their kiddos!” another wept (possibly).

“The little ones call it as they see it don’t they?” someone else noted.

As well as having an appreciative attitude to chests, Jasmine was cheerily clutching an unconventional swimming aid in the pool.

“ALWAYS swim with a school bus in hand,” a sharp-eyed Instagram follower posted and we spotted the school bus too, y’all!

Dwayne and partner Lauren Hashian are parents to wee Jasmine, born in December 2015 and also to baby Tiana, born on April 17. 

“Blessed and proud to bring another strong girl into this world,” The Rock wrote on Instagram back in April, announcing Tia’s birth. “Tiana Gia Johnson came into this world like a force of nature and Mama labored and delivered like a true rockstar … after participating in baby Tia’s delivery, it’s hard to express the new level of love, respect and admiration I have for @laurenhashianofficial – and all mamas and women out there.”

(Dwayne is also proud dad to 16-year-old Simone with first wife, Dany Garcia.)

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Happy Mother’s Day to my main squeeze @laurenhashianofficial, holding my little main squeeze, Jasmine Lia, who’s holding my tiniest main squeeze, Tiana Gia – both our daughter’s middle names are in honor of their great grandmothers, Lia and Giavanna. I’m in constant respect and grateful awe of all the things this incredible mama accomplishes on a daily basis. Here’s a fun small recap: Having a two and half year old and a newborn attached and clinging to her 24/7. Managing the wonderfully fun, Terrible 2’s with Jazzy. The “Hi, I need to eat every 3hrs and preferably from your boob” (just like daddy;) with Baby Tia. Managing multiple family properties. Managing an ever growing staff of family employees across the country. Picking up the ENTIRE FAMILY, STAFF AND DOG and moving to multiple locations AROUND THE WORLD, throughout the year because of my filming and production schedule. All while continuing to build an amazing career as a music and song writer/producer. As an artist and businessman myself, I recognize how incredibly hard this part is of her job is. She’s a brilliant visionary storyteller and lyrically gifted – all qualities that are hard to tap into when you’re managing this nonstop life of ours. But she does it like a brilliant bad ass. And here’s the best part and the thing I’m most proud of… Lauren does it all with a big genuine smile and is truly, the kindest and sweetest soul you’ll ever meet. People tell me all time after they spend time with her, “Lauren’s the nicest person I have ever met”. I always say, “Yes she is and being nice runs in our family… and so does kicking ass, so don’t ever get on her bad side” Lol. And finally – of all the human beings on this earth she could have as her partner – she chose me. One big, brown, bald, tattooed, very lucky SOB. Happy Mama’s Day Lauren. Take a bow and Queen it up – you’re an amazing mama and amazing mama’s make this world go around. #yvpagm x

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