10 commandments for all new dads to live by

Having a baby can really turn the entire notion of what is and isn’t reasonable in a relationship entirely on its head. So before you embark on the holy act of procreation, here are 10 commandments for new fathers, just to ensure everyone is on the same page.

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9. Thou shalt not call thy wife, "Mummy"

For lo, she art not thy mother and thou art not the baby in this scenario.

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