10 commandments for all new dads to live by
Having a baby can really turn the entire notion of what is and isn’t reasonable in a relationship entirely on its head. So before you embark on the holy act of procreation, here are 10 commandments for new fathers, just to ensure everyone is on the same page.
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8. Thou shalt not play golf, cricket, go sailing or take part in any other day-long weekend activity for the first year of thy baby’s life
After that, it be negotiable and on a quid pro quo basis. There art plenty of years ahead where thou mayst undertake all-day activities with the boys. This year is not one of those years.