Having a baby can really turn the entire notion of what is and isn’t reasonable in a relationship entirely on its head. So before you embark on the holy act of procreation, here are 10 commandments for new fathers, just to ensure everyone is on the same page.
1. Thou shalt not sleep through the sound of a crying baby
No matter what ungodly hour it be, thou shalt wake up when the baby cries and not snore blissfully through it.