10 commandments for all new dads to live by
Having a baby can really turn the entire notion of what is and isn’t reasonable in a relationship entirely on its head. So before you embark on the holy act of procreation, here are 10 commandments for new fathers, just to ensure everyone is on the same page.
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10. Thou shalt do laundry and perhaps some cooking occasionally
Because although the Lord thy God made the world in six days, behold – thy wife art not a miracle worker and she cannot do this alone.