Priceless Mother’s Day cards that sum up how kids feel about their mums

Posted in Mother's Day.

Happy Mother’s Day! We hope you are enjoying your day of rest and lapping up the kisses and cuddles from the kids. And we are betting you received a beautiful handmade card this morning, complete with scribbles from the little ones. But does your handmade card capture the essence of being a mum quite like these hilariously honest ones do? Have a look and see.

Mums truly are the best… and here’s why:

Because you fill me with Almond Joy

And you are even better than 100 Grand.

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Because you are better than cow.

Not ‘a cow.’ Just ‘cow’.

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Because you are #1, even if you are old.

And married.

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Because you are not a piece of poo.

Even when you make me go to my room.

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Because you appreciate our honesty.

Even if you don’t understand the importance of always having bacon on hand.
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Because you are wonderful, caring and a great cook. 

Just no more meatloaf, please.


Because you are so forgiving.

Plus, you appreciate the importance of a ‘wish list’. What mum wouldn’t want cars, a tiger, a treadmill and a new baby? Happy Mother’s Day is right!

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Because you are possibly an unidentified flying object.

And, because you trust my judgement.

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Because you provide me with basic survival essentials. 

Thanks for keeping me alive.

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Because you bring out my best (non-violent) side.

I won’t punch you in the face.

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Because your uterus chose me.

Out of 1000 different sperm…

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These Mothers’ Day cards prove kids really do tell it how it is. And we wouldn’t want it any other way!

Have you received an amusing card from your children this morning? Care to share?


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