Oh hurrah! Just when you thought you’d seen it all when it comes to Christmas decorations, vagina baubles have arrived to
fanny fancy things up in surprising style!
Not only are vagina baubles a real thing, but vagina baubles with clitoris bells are a real thing.
Don’t ask us why people are sewing bells onto their felt vaginas because it makes our eyes water and to wonder if actual clitorises were bells, how life would play out.
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- 10 common kids’ Christmas gifts that parents really hate
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- Make your Christmas extra snazzy and don some festive reindeer boobs!
Etsy is pretty much heaving with these baubles proving that a) people really love making vaginas and b) people like buying them too.
(Note that you could call the vulva baubles too, so know that we know this!)
Here are five things we didn’t know vagina ornaments could do …
1. Proclaim “poofy labia”
2. “Normalise women’s’ bodies!”
3. Jingle ’til you tingle
4. Spice up your holiday season!
5. Customise your pubic palette!
So really, when it comes to vagina baubles, you’re totally spoilt for choice! Which vulva will you choose?!