Vagina baubles have arrived to festively fanny up your Christmas tree
Oh hurrah! Just when you thought you’d seen it all when it comes to Christmas decorations, vagina baubles have arrived to fanny fancy things up in surprising style!
Festive fannies
Not only are vagina baubles a real thing, but vagina baubles with clitoris bells are a real thing.
Don’t ask us why people are sewing bells onto their felt vaginas because it makes our eyes water and to wonder if actual clitorises were bells, how life would play out.
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Etsy is pretty much heaving with these baubles proving that a) people really love making vaginas and b) people like buying them too.
(Note that you could call the vulva baubles too, so know that we know this!)
Here are five things we didn’t know vagina ornaments could do …
1. Proclaim “poofy labia”
Some are described as being/having “poofy labia” and good for foofy them. (Below)
2. “Normalise women’s’ bodies!”
Some seek to take the lady parts out into the light of day and onto the Christmas tree to celebrate all things woman. (Below)
3. Jingle ’til you tingle
Some promise to make you “jingle ’til you tingle” thanks to the musical clitoris and gosh. (Below)
4. Spice up your holiday season!
Some promise to add extra-EXTRA sparkle and spice to this very festive time of the year. (Below)
5. Customise your pubic palette!
Some seek to let you co-design the vagina ornament of your dreams, with lots of brilliant colour choices for all the various bits! (Below!)
So really, when it comes to vagina baubles, you’re totally spoilt for choice! Which vulva will you choose?!
