The new Wiggles song is about wee and poo – and you’re going to love it!
The Wiggles are so helpful, aren’t they? Not only do they provide endless hours of entertainment for your child – so you can get the washing done – now they’re keen to help you toilet train them too!
Can you sit on the toilet for this whole song?
The latest release from The Wiggles has our skivvied favourites walking little listeners through the basics of toilet training, and apparently, it’s something parents have been begging the stars to create for ages.
“Parents have been asking The Wiggles for decades now to write a song about toilet training,” blue Wiggle Anthony explained ahead of the song’s release this week.
“We know this song will make toilet training fun for children and be a help to those caring for them.”
Anthony’s 100 percent spot on! The new song takes kids through each step of going to the toilet, with the track also providing a sort of timer encouraging kids to sit on the toilet for the whole tune.
It’s upbeat and kind and takes in the highs and lows your toddler or preschooler might be navigating as they try to use the loo.
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Okay. Let’s try it again. Are you ready?
Just in case you’re keen to practice the tune or brush up on it for your next family karaoke session, we’ve transcribed the lyrics. You’re so welcome.
Get ready to replace the annoying “Doo Doo Doo’s” of earworm Baby Shark with the much better … “Arrrrrrrre you sitting on tooooillllettt?!”
Here we go!
The Toilet Song Lyrics
Can you take the toilet challenge?
Can you sit on the toilet for this whole song?
And at the end you can press the button to flush.
How does that sound?!
First … are you sitting on the toilet?
Oh great!
Are you ready? Okay! Here we go!
Are you sitting on the toilet?
See what you can do!
Now you’re sitting on the toilet.
You can do a wee or a poo!
Now try it!
Do you feel it coming?
Any luck?
Oh that’s okay. Let’s try it again!
We’re halfway through the toilet challenge.
You’re like a prince or a princess on a throne.
Can you feel anything coming soon?
Good luck!
Okay. Let’s try it again. Are you ready?
Here we go!
When you sit on the toilet.
You’re like a prince or a princess on their throne.
When you sit on the toilet.
You can do a wee or poo on your own.
Hah! You did it!
You sat there for the whole song and now it’s cleanup time.
Now you can press the button and flush the toilet after the count of three.
Are you ready?
One. Two. Three. Flush!
Yippee!
The Toilet Song will be available for download and streaming in digital music stores and on streaming services today. Thanks for bathroom help, Wiggles!
