Tiny babies are a law unto themselves, exhibiting some weird tricks that’d seem more suited to a B grade horror movie than your cosy, bunny-adorned nursery. Fear not! Weird is the new normal when it comes to fresh babies and is totally a-okay.
Here’s a bunch of potentially alarming newborn behaviours that are nothing to worry about – and 100 percent routine.
2. They can have very large genitals
Oh hello! Hormones absorbed in utero and excess fluid can combine their powers to bless your newborn with enlarged genitals at birth. Hurrah!
Fear not, though. Things will subside and be a little less eye-popping in due course. These things take time.