8 crazy things I’ve googled since becoming a mum

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Google is a lifesaver for any floundering parent (especially when it’s 3 o’clock in the morning and no one else is up). Even though it can’t always be trusted, it’s a handy first port of call for freaked out mums everywhere. But there are some questions I’ve asked Google I never dreamed I’d be asking before I had kids. 

1. How do you get poo out of carpet?

Practical and necessary! Unless you’ve had lots of experience with animal accidents, removing all traces of faeces out of teeny carpet fibres is a whole new ball of wax when there’s been a gigantic s#itstorm. Baby wipes? Wet cloth? Stain remover? If you don’t get this right you will regret it.

2. Why is my baby’s head tilted?

Every parent worries there is something wrong with their child at some point. If it hasn’t hit you yet, rest assured that as soon as you spot the slightest potential abnormality you’ll be speed typing faster than you can say Peppa Pig. I was particularly worked up over my baby’s tilted head and although my son’s gangster lean had some serious swagger, I had to know whether it was okay or not. It turns out it was a condition called torticollis (bunching of the neck muscles that improved over time).

3. Why is my breastmilk yellow?

I completely FREAKED OUT when I expressed my breastmilk as per usual and was suddenly staring at a fluorescent yellow container of milk. After a quick search on Google I discovered it was the vitamin B tablet I’d had earlier that day. You know how your pee turns bright yellow? Well so does your breastmilk!! Apparently it’s completely fine for the baby to drinkbut I sure got a shock.

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4. When will my hair stop falling out?

One of my biggest post-baby body fears is not a mummy tummy or a broken downstairs basement, it’s female baldness. I’ve always been prone to malting and am super scared about being the old lady down the street whose scalp shows when the wind blows. I knew that when you’re pregnant you don’t lose hair, but after the baby is born you shed it all at once instead, but how much was too much? Mine just kept on going and going and going and I stressed that it was never going to end (it did – back to normal malting now).

5. How many poos should a child do a day?

Your friends are saying their babies do one poo every eight days, your baby does four a day. Are they a freak?! Are they sick? Are you feeding them the wrong stuff? One question leads to another and another…luckily Google has a whole heaps of answers. But you could also visit your doctor if you’re really worried.

6. Can you give a child too much fruit?

While drowning in search results on how often my baby should be pooping, I stumbled across fruit as a likely culprit for my son’s Olympic like ability to poo for Australia – but that just lead to more questions! Was I ruining his insides by feeding him so much fruit? Was he eating too much natural sugar? How much was too much? Talk about panic stations. Now I can barely get that same child to touch a banana.

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7. What does a green poo mean?

Once you have kids you will see poo in almost every colour of the rainbow, but nothing’s more frightening than the green poo. It’s quite common for young babies to pass a green poo in the first few days or weeks after birth but then as they get older and another one pops up a year or so down the track it can be quite a shocker (turns out the odd one is nothing to worry about, if they’re all like that then maybe something else is up).

8. Is it bad for a child to swallow sand?

Kids and babies swallow so much stuff, and if you live near the beach like we do, then sand is definitely on the menu. Even if you watch them like a hawk, they will scarf that golden grain down the next time you blink. I’ve seen my kids shovel fistfuls of it in their mouth, hence the need for Google. The answer – in small quantities it’s fine as long as there’s nothing else nasty in the sand (you’ll just find it super hard to clean away their next poo-filled nappy), but if it’s a huge amount then it can cause some gut issues and wear away their teeth (if they have any). So yeah, gross but nothing to sweat.

What crazy stuff have you hit google up for about pregnancy or children?

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