Toddlers, eh? They have a whole bunch of impressive and very, very cross choreographed moves in their meltdown arsenal. Here’s seven that are probably already striking fear into your heart.
1. The Windmill
The windmill has a pretty high degree of difficulty and if it wasn’t so harrowing, you could almost be proud that your kiddo can master this complex move. Your toddler needs to stand rigid, scream and swing their arms wildly if you attempt to approach. Toddlers may launch objects from their hands as they windmill, so protective safety gear can sometimes be prudent.
If you’re clever, you can use a windmilling child to freely sow seeds in your garden or feed chickens, so it’s not all bad news. Just squish the required things into their hands, stand back and watch them fling.