11 reasons why you can’t get anything done with a toddler
Toddlers. Sigh. Like smiling assassins, they will sabotage your day and look impossibly cute in the process. So, if you can’t get one.single.thing done today, here’s why:
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1. Grocery shopping is for the brave
You’ve got the shopping list, a bag full of snacks and diversions, and your toddler securely trapped strapped into the shopping trolley. This will literally only take a minute. Right? Well, no. Not even close. Even though you have the entire supermarket mapped out in your head and have mastered the art of talking sweetly to your toddler while flinging things into the cart, you will still walk out of there gasping for breath. And interestingly, this is also the exact moment you realise you’ve forgotten the three most critical ingredients for dinner. Happens every time.