Nine ’90s songs that sum up life with a toddler

90's music and parenting

Nineties musicians are basically psychics because they’ve perfectly summed up parenting small children in their Top 10 hits – AND many have done it whilst wearing very big pants with very small crop tops!

Does their truth-telling genius know no bounds? Let us show you what we’re getting at …

'U Can't Touch This' by MC Hammer

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Because everything belongs to your toddler and don't you dare even lay a whisker on 'their' stuff. In fact don't even LOOK at their things if you'd like to escape with your sanity/life.




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