Okay, look … If you’re a new parent, you’ve been where Sam is right about now. Heading out and about, feeling like you’re kind of nailing things, only to arrive home and realise that you’ve been living a lie!
Let’s face it, you could get your whole birds and bees chat from popular music, given the chance. That said, it’s probable that you don’t want your preschool-aged kids getting a tuneful 101 in the value of sassy g-strings. late night booty calls or stimulating drugs, do you?!
The more children I have, the faster I seem to be able to do things. I’m not sure whether it’s purely out of instinct or necessity, but whatever the reason – my general efficiency has increased. I am super-speedy and I can pull off moves like some sort of caffeine-fuelled ninja! Inhaling coffee Coffee: My […]
As a first-time mum, I would prefer not to count the hours of sleep I lost during my baby’s first year (the figure would be terrifying!), lying in bed at night worrying over things that turned out to be completely inconsequential.