11 ways to survive the first three months with a newborn
Newborns are amazing. They smell delicious, they look like angels when they sleep, and they give the best cuddles in the world. But, let’s face it, newborns can be hard work. Most newborns follow their own rules, regardless of what the books you’ve read tell you.
Here is our tongue-in-cheek guide to surviving the first three months with a newborn – good luck!
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3. Learn to constantly sway when standing
Jiggle your arms in a rocking motion, regardless of whether you are holding a newborn or not. Pretty soon you won’t even realise you’re doing it until strangers in the supermarket remind you that you are dancing with a bag of potatoes in the line.