Parents share the creepiest things their kids have ever said

Worried-looking baby

When we appealed to parents for their spooky, uncanny and downright terrifying stories about their kids weird utterances, they came to the party in ultra-creepy style!

Here’s a few of the best Babyology readers’ creepy kid stories. Click through for even more. And sleep with one eye open.

1. Body snatcher

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"After seeing a doctor on TV with a skeleton foot:

Three-year-old daughter: 'I like that. I want one.'

Me: 'If you grow up and become a doctor I'll buy you one of those. I'll buy you a whole body.'

Her: 'That's ok, I'll get my own. At night. From an old person.'

I kid you not."

- Alisha

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