Ouch! Mum perfectly depicts all the ways toddlers can hurt unsuspecting parents

toddlers hurt you

Is your toddler accidentally hurting you on a daily basis? You’re not alone. If you’ve copped your fair share of blows, then you’ll love these hilarious comics from Messy Cow who have completely nailed the infinite ways that a two-year-old can physically hurt you.  

Head smack to the chin

Helping your toddler put her coat on, or while bending over to pick up a toy – we all know how much this unexpected whack from her head jerking upwards into your chin feels like. OUCH!

Posted by The Messycow Comics on Sunday, 7 October 2018

Head to the balls

There are many ways for an unassuming dad to cop one in the family jewels but a charging head could be one of the worst. Why do toddlers have to be exactly the same height as your privates?!

Posted by The Messycow Comics on Sunday, 7 October 2018


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Back butt slam

You’re lying there reading or sleeping when all of a sudden, KABLAM! Break your mama’s back! A small human has sat right in the middle of your spine with all the gusto of a professional wrestler.

Posted by The Messycow Comics on Sunday, 7 October 2018

A whack in the face

Ah, this old chestnut. Somehow they know to get really slappy right after you’ve given them a compliment and you’re wearing your most expensive glasses. And because you’re holding them you can’t defend yourself. Sneaky! 

Posted by The Messycow Comics on Thursday, 11 October 2018

Lugging them around

How on earth do little kids weigh so much?! They feel like lumps of lead, and while there are some unexpected fitness benefits to carrying a child around all the time, eventually your back is going to suffer for it. Cue physio, massage and acupuncture: ka-ching!

Posted by The Messycow Comics on Sunday, 7 October 2018

Does your two-year-old constantly hurt you by accident? Tell us on Facebook! And for more funny comics be sure to check out Messy Cow.

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