Sex after childbirth is a vexing topic. And to be perfectly honest it’s something women wouldn’t be talking about at all, if not for their husbands.
For men, sex and childbirth are just either end of an wonderful equation to be enjoyed in equal measure: this went in and it was fun, that came out and LOOK AT WHAT I MADE!
But for most women, sex and childbirth are just plain polar opposites
Both poles involve the same passageway and yet with sex, something goes in, in an entirely pleasurable and sensual way and then with childbirth, something comes out in an entirely unpleasurable and functional way that leaves us feeling like our insides have been rubbed down with a cheese grater.
So forgive me while I put my angry Gen X feminist hat on here: but the whole “sex after childbirth” thing is pretty much a conversation driven by men and their needs.
In my experience, the conversation only existed because my then-husband initiated it. And while I agree that it’s prudent to have the conversation … could there not be a degree, a modicum of understanding and acceptance?
After I’d pushed something out of my ladyparts and was in so much pain I had to sit on a blow up donut for three weeks, I really wasn’t feeling it. But my then-husband was quite, shall we say, fixated on when we would be able to have sex again.
To him, our sex life was a direct expression of how much we loved each other
For me, it was not. For him, sex was something he needed from me in order to feel like our relationship was still functioning properly.
And so, within that, I was made to feel like I was somehow depriving him of some essential emotional component of our relationship if I “let it go to long.”
I think a lot of women feel this pressure
They love their husband and they don’t want to lose that intimate connection with him in the weeks after childbirth. This is all fair enough, but let’s put it in perspective.
It’s maybe six to eight weeks, where you won’t have sex as against, an entire lifetime where you will be able to have sex.
In that six to eight weeks, you will be:
- recovering from one of the most intense physiological experiences of your life
- learning how to keep a tiny vulnerable human being alive
It’s fair to say, you will have a lot of things on your mind and sex is probably not one of them.
This does not mean that becoming a mother has made you “frigid.” It does not mean that childbirth has “ruined” your sex life. It does not mean that your husband now “comes second.”
It simply means there’s been a major disruption to the transmission and things will take a while to return to their usual programming. But with the right understanding from both parties, usual programming will resume, in time.
In fact, once you have had children, you will be amazed by how elastic your life is. It will be pushed and pulled to breaking point at regular intervals and when the “misshapen” period has subsided, more or less the same life will be returned to you each time.
Childbirth and its aftermath is just one of those times when things will go pear-shaped for a while.
The “sex after childbirth” thing is becoming such a talking point
You can find a lot of advice about it on the internet. Within this advice, there’s a lot of talk about how you can “go slow” and “use lube” and “be careful of your stitches, ladies.”
Well, to this I say: What. The. Fuck?
Go slow? How about just don’t worry about it for a while.
After giving birth for the first time most women are pretty much in an emotional and physical state of shock. Our vagina, that erstwhile pleasure hole, just became Pitt Street: so many things went up and down it during the birth we feel like we should have installed some traffic lights as part of the prenatal process.
What I’m saying is: a woman’s clacker really takes a beating during childbirth, so why are we even TALKING about when will you have sex again? ARE YOU CRAZY??
At this point, let me address the men directly
Fellas, it’s a bit like this: imagine you just got kicked in the nuts, like really kicked in the nuts in that way that makes you feel like your insides have just tied themselves in a knot and the knot is now about to burst through your lower abdomen like that scene in Alien. And then as you are still recovering from the blow, your wife starts grabbing at your balls because she’s feeling frisky and wants you to show her how much you love her.
You would probably think, “That’s a bit much, can’t she see I just got kicked in the nuts here?”
Now, I don’t know much about having balls and a penis, but I’m pretty sure no one wants to be grabbed by the balls- no matter how gentle and sensual the touch – once they’ve just taken a gonad king hit.
What I do understand is that for many men, the idea of six to eight weeks without sex, is the very definition of cruel and unusual punishment.
But if it’s okay with you fellas, can this six to eight weeks perhaps be about OUR needs and the needs of the tiny person in the corner who has to be fed at regular intervals and cannot, for the moment, fend for themselves?
I mean, is that okay?
There will be more sex, but for the time being, life, a tiny new life to be exact, might just get in the way a little.
– This post was written anonymously due to the personal nature of the topic.