Ever wondered what toddlers would say if they could read, write or text? A dad of three has answered this question for us all. And he nails it. Come and check out what would happen if toddlers could text.
The texts depict common situations and possible conversations with a toddler and his mum, his dad, his grandma, his friends,Tommy and Ben, his favourite television character, his cat and even Santa.
Make sure you follow the account as the hilarious dad, who wants to remain anonymous, adds more toddler-texting gems as they come to him.
The after-nap, come-and-get-me-out-of-my-cot text
The Mum-and-Dad-are-trying-to-have-fun-without-me text
The Facebook-doesn’t-lie text
The cryptic-I-don’t-want-to-know text
The don’t-forget-the-gifts-when-you-come-’round text
The I’m-the-alpha-don’t-you-forget-it text
The mystery-solved text
The it’s-time-for-Caillou text (If your kids haven’t watched Caillou before, count your lucky stars)
The just-checking text
The winner-winner-chicken-dinner-dilemma text
The bet-you-are-second-guessing-that-having-‘another-one-idea’ text
The 4am-grammar-lesson text
The can-you-keep-a-secret text
What would we do without social media to keep us entertained?