What are some of the ridiculous reasons why your children won’t eat their food? Because the bikkie is broken? Because the bread has ugly bumps? Because the noodles are too noodle-ly?
If you have heard these excuses all too often, then Instagram page My Kids Can’t Eat This will be your new favourite place to go for your daily dose of funny! The pictures are hilarious, the excuses are real and the struggles are so relatable that you can almost hear the complaints through your computer screen.
My Kids Can’t Eat This showcases the absolutely ridiculous reasons why children won’t eat their food and allows followers to share their own family food fails and tantrum table tales with other parents who know the struggle all too well. Grab a cup of tea and prepare to laugh out loud at these excuses why ‘my kid can’t eat this’.
#MyKidCantEatThis because the cheese has “goosebumps.”
#MyKidCantEatThis because they’re not all the same colour.
#MyKidCantEatThis muffin because “it looks like it needs a doctor.”
#MyKidCantEatThis because the spoon doesn’t have a princess on it.
#MyKidCantEatThis because I cut it in four squares like he asked.
#MyKidCantEatThis because it has “ants” on it and a hole in it.
#MyKidCantEatThis because it’s too juicy.
#MyKidCantEatThis because she doesn’t like the “orange thing” on the bottom. It’s her fork..
#MyKidCantEatThis because after three bites, it’s just too old.
#MyKidCantEatThis because it’s not full.
#MyKidCantEatThis because it’s in a new wrapper.
#MyKidCantEatThis because it has “creeps” on it…(black pepper)
#MyKidCantEatThis because it looks like a Christmas stocking and he wants to hang it by the fireplace
Check out all of the excuses why “my kid can’t eat this“. There’s plenty more ridiculous reasons why children refuse to eat and they seem to come up with more and more every day.
Today my kids have given me the excuses, “because it’s not in a pink cup,” “because the banana is touching the toast,” “because you added too much milk to the cereal” and “because you opened it for me” (and it’s only 11am).
What is your favourite excuse why your children can’t eat their food?
If you have more than one excuser maker at home, you may also enjoy the completely ridiculous reasons why siblings fight.