Remember when you were little and adults would look at you and say daft things to your parents like “Need to put a brick on her!” or “What have you been feeding them?!” Well, now that you’re an adult you can hit back with something equally as mad such as “Well actually, Timmy is as tall as the world’s longest moustache!”
Find out your height plus some interesting height facts with the I’m As Big As… growth chart. Featuring height references from a blue whale’s heart and Tutankhamen to the average baguette and Arnold Schwarzenegger’s biceps in the seventies, if it’s a little odd it will be measured on this chart.
So next time you are at the maternal health nurse for the all important baby growth checks, you can proudly announce that your bub is now as big as the world’s largest turnip.
Available from I Want One of Those for £9.99.