There are so many gadgets out there designed to make lives with little ones just a little bit easier. And then there are these 11 things, that are designed purely to frustrate parents, put a massive dent in our wallets and make a big mess. Come and share a laugh – and a groan – at some of the things that exist for kids that we really, really, really wish didn’t.
There are a few pluses to video arcades and I admit that my son loves going to them and I don’t even mind playing a few of the games. But, after spending $25 on tokens, you get about enough tickets to purchase a sticker or perhaps, if you’re lucky, a bouncy ball. It’s the fun that counts though, right? That’s what I tell myself every time I get sucked into going into one.
Bubbles are great! But opening up bubbles for little ones and watching as your toddler screams “me do it” while spilling the soap all over the floor definitely doesn’t top the list as one of my favourite activities.
Pretty much anything in a lolly bag
My favourites have to be the whistles, blowers and poppers that leave confetti all over the house.
Words cannot express my feelings towards glitter.
It’s official – they are rigged. A video by VOX proves it, but we already knew that anyway, right? Yet, somehow, those oversized stuffed minion dolls look simply too amazing to walk past without begging for a turn. Every. Single. Time.
Tickle me Elmo
We’ve had four different talking Elmos in this house. All four accidentally went for a swim in the bath.
Any other doll that talks
Or sings. It doesn’t have to be Elmo. Any other doll, Furby, stuffed animal or superhero figurethat talks is equally as annoying.
$2 coin. Five lollies. This may be one of the worst inventions in the world.
What’s worse than listening to a child practice Hot Cross Buns over and over on a recorder at 7am on a Sunday? When they are practising Frozen songs. Make sure the kids aren’t reading this over your shoulder.
I’m all for jumping castles at play centres and birthday parties, but the ones at fairs that cost $4 for a three minute jump can kindly exit the premises, thanks very much. And worst of all, they are so big that they are unavoidable.
You can’t go to the shops without seeing at least three. They are in every corner and in front of every major grocery store. They could be airplanes, or trains, or Wiggles characters, or motorcycles, or even horses. You know the ones. They cost $2 for about a one minute ride and there is no way to avoid them.
Our advice? Tell the kids that if the red light is flashing on the top of the ride, that means it’s actually broken.
What are some of the toys and gadgets that your children love that you wish didn’t exist?