You’re searching for a car park at the supermarket, along with every other shopper in your neighbourhood. An inconsiderate driver has parked across two spaces, preventing you from getting in. Your children start fighting in the back seat because the quick trip to pick up some milk has turned into a ‘stalk the people with shopping bags’ game. You’re annoyed. Rightly so. But don’t get mad, get even.
When you’re tempted to flip someone the bird, flick them a turtle instead.
A driver in the US has come up with a passive-aggressive way to deal with people who can’t park. The vigilante hasn’t been identified, but Bored Panda tracked down his friend who says: “My friend made this and keeps a few copies in his glove box. When he comes across an a**hat parking job, he leaves it under their windshield wiper.”
The note , which accompanies a colouring-in outline of a turtle, reads:
“Many three-year-olds have trouble staying within the lines. Maybe if you help practice colouring this turtle, it will help with your parking”.
Christmas is coming, so too the shopping frenzy and mad dash for available parking spaces. I think I’ll keep a few of these handy. Here’s a printable version for you to use too:
(via Bored Panda)