A sweary colouring book so fed-up mums can colour the sh*t they’re thinking

Dont Lick That

No longer do mums have to mutter fruity swear words under their breath, risking their children picking up the naughty curses. Now, thanks to a brilliant new colouring book mums can colour expletives – and their innocent kiddos will be none the wiser.

Don't Lick That! A Swear Word Adult Coloring Book for Mothers

Hold back no longer!

For the most part, really small children are unable to read, so this helpful homage to rude words can be used confidently in their presence.

As they happily sit beside you, shading Peppa Pig’s dress in their own activity book, you can sneakily colour in phrases like, “Get that shit out of your nose” or “WHY can’t you p*ss in the toilet?” 

Don't lick that colouring book


This book is likely to provide some welcome relief to a legion of tired and muttering mums, and its makers note that’s pretty much their life mission.

“This adult colouring book is filled with phrases that you many not say directly to your kids, but admit it, you have thought some of them once, twice, or 300 times. So, relax and let your inner parent out with this swear word adult colouring book for mothers.”

So if you find yourself equal parts needing a creative outlet and wanting to have a giant vent about the minutiae of parenting life, this book is for you!

Don't Lick That! A Swear Word Adult Coloring Book for Mothers

Don’t Lick That! A Swear Word Adult Coloring Book for Mothers is by John T, and you can snap it up for $9.99 on Amazon. It’s probable that many fathers would also like this book too.

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