Anyone who has been on the receiving end of a poonami knows that changing nappies can be more harrowing than anyone lets on. Luckily there’s Shittens™ now, so you don’t have to expose your delicate skin to apocalyptic waste products any longer. Pheee-ewww!
No one wants poop on their hands, the makers of Shittens™ assert and by gosh they’re onto something because poop hands are just the worst. Brilliant souls that they are, they’re not keen to raise a problem without offering a solution and thus Shittens™ are an actual thing that you can buy on Amazon right now.
Where regular wipes are pretty trusty for cleaning poomageddon from your baby’s tush, Shittens™ take things up a notch, offering a helpful mitten shape alongside the usual properties of wipes.
Basically, they’ve solved all your poopy problems.
The genius investors of this product say their idea runs deeper than some might think …
“While old fashioned, square wet wipes put your hands at risk for all kinds of accidental fecal contamination, the genius mitten shape of a Shitten provides not only safety from poop, but on a larger scale, emotional peace of mind.”
Emotional peace of mind was the one thing missing from our wipes experience so praise be Shittens™.
Every pack of Shittens™ contains 20 disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes, which doesn’t sound like a lot, but it’s the perfect amount when we’re talking baby shower gift, mouthy inappropriate co-worker or pregnancy announcement gift.
Hilarious, yet expensive
People on Amazon – where they sell for $20 a pack – had a lot of things to say about this product.
“Absolutely love this product and wonder why it took so long. For it being produced. At this time it is quite expensive. One can only hope the price can be lessened by the person who is the creator?” someone who seems to be Yoda wrote.
“This product, as well as another related item (Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer) was purchased as a gag gift. Our unsavory party guests thought they were hilarious,” another reviewer enthused.
“As funny as these might seem, they are fantastic for individuals with physical disabilities like cerebral palsy. I wish they were cheaper and could benefit more people to make them more independent,” someone else pointed out – and a few other people spoke of using them for the elderly and people with disabilities too.
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